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Typical Child In The Life Of A Programmer
Python Programming
13 hours ago 83.2K views 0 shares
Typical Child In The Life Of A Programmer
Behold, the ultimate programmer flex: writing your baby's entire lifecycle in Python. The parents imported themselves, created a class with genetic inheritance, and defined core functions like init (hello world!), live (an infinite loop of sleep and awesomeness), and the smuggest be_awesome method with that classic programmer confidence. I've seen startups with less documentation than this baby. And that yield Bardak() line? Clearly the parents are planning for those 3 AM feedings. The only thing missing is a proper exception handler for diaper failures.

Baby's First Line Of Code
Programming Debugging
4 days ago 111.7K views 0 shares
Baby's First Line Of Code
The circle of life in programming: your baby mumbles "Hello World" and suddenly transforms into a sunglasses-wearing code ninja while you shed tears of pride mixed with the grim realization that you've doomed another soul to a lifetime of debugging other people's spaghetti code and arguing about tabs vs spaces. It's beautiful and tragic, just like inheritance in JavaScript.

The Prodigy Has Been Born
Programming
3 months ago 93.1K views 0 shares
The Prodigy Has Been Born
The ultimate programmer fantasy just dropped! Some poor soul's kid skipped "goo goo ga ga" and went straight to the universal first line of code. That baby's destined for a life of debugging other people's spaghetti code and explaining to relatives why their printer isn't working. The prophecy of the chosen one who'll finally document their code properly is upon us! Next milestone: crying in binary when the build fails.