The Malicious Compliance Of Code

Content 10:16 Best LTE R D 20 Q rTiguan ufruitloops6565 Apr 7, 2022, 16:57 Driving without key Today my partner dropped me at the train and I started walking away when she called and said I had taken the key. The car stayed running and she was able to drive forward 20m and park to then call me to come back. I made it probably 50m away. Question is, what happens if I don't come back? What if I get too far? Does the car turn off? Does it stay on until you turn it off or put it in park? Or would it suddenly stop mid drive at some point? TEXT 100

When the senior dev asks you to explain your code to a non-technical stakeholder, and suddenly you realize you don't actually understand what you built either. That moment when your elaborate JavaScript framework is just a glorified rubber duck – it looks impressive floating in the bath of your codebase, but you have no idea what it's actually supposed to do. The perfect representation of every technical interview where you confidently wrote something that worked by accident.

The mummified remains of the last developer who dared to challenge the Linux packaging ecosystem. Flatpak and Steam's unholy marriage has claimed yet another victim trying to make non-Steam games work. For the uninitiated, Flatpak is supposed to be the savior of Linux app distribution—a universal packaging format that works across distros. But try adding non-Steam games to the Flatpak version of Steam and suddenly you're performing digital necromancy with file permissions and sandboxing that would make Dumbledore question his life choices. The corpse in the image? That's just what's left after your 17th attempt at configuring Proton prefixes through three layers of containerization.

Content : Anonymous 011424(Sun)00:30:43 No.98435111 OK let's learn C make a new project in visual studio turns out thats not the correct way to do it because then it's not cross platform and i can't switch editors 280 KB JPG later start learning make, realize it's a clusterfuck of retardation but somehow copy paste something together that compiles turns out it's not the correct way to do it, the "modern" way is that you need to use premake to generate make files which then generate the visual studio solution :) ok let's write code.. wait, i have to write header files? you mean i have to have double the code for no reason other than the C build system being garbage? i want to parse a small json config file, it doesnt have to be performant. wait, how the fuck do i add libraries to my project? ok, so i have to add them and update them manually like a caveman or i have to do some git submoduling cancer, or i can use this package manager called conan that doesn't work half the time. run program - crashes that's fine it happens during development all the time let's read the helpful error message and fix what we did wrong "an error has occured" ProdrammerHumor.io

When your bug becomes a "feature" and you have to pretend it was intentional all along. The Dale Gribble approach to software development – just blame it on a conspiracy and claim it's working exactly as designed. That moment when QA asks why the login button teleports users to Narnia, and you're like "That's not a bug, that's our new dimensional travel feature. We're disrupting the space-time continuum market."

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