First program Memes

The ultimate programmer fantasy just dropped! Some poor soul's kid skipped "goo goo ga ga" and went straight to the universal first line of code. That baby's destined for a life of debugging other people's spaghetti code and explaining to relatives why their printer isn't working. The prophecy of the chosen one who'll finally document their code properly is upon us! Next milestone: crying in binary when the build fails.

Born to code! That baby just skipped "mama" and "dada" and went straight to the universal programmer greeting. The mother's disappointed face says it all - another soul lost to the void of semicolons and stack overflow questions before they even learned to use a sippy cup. Destiny calls, and this infant answered with perfect syntax. The family wanted a doctor, but they're getting a night owl who'll survive on energy drinks and imposter syndrome.

Nothing says "elite hacker" quite like getting a Hello World program to compile in a new language. The sheer unwarranted confidence that washes over you is astronomical. Sure, you just copied code from the documentation and didn't understand half the syntax, but hey—you're basically ready to build the next Facebook now. The transition from "what the hell is this compiler error" to "I am a Master Builder" happens in approximately 0.2 seconds. Just don't ask me to write anything beyond that without StackOverflow open in another tab.

The ultimate programmer authentication protocol! When cornered by soldiers demanding proof of your coding credentials, nothing validates your identity faster than muttering those sacred incantations: Hello world "print" . It's basically the secret handshake of our tribe - the digital equivalent of showing your ID. The beauty is that any non-programmer would probably say something like "I can code HTML" or "I know Microsoft Word" and immediately get exposed as an impostor. Real programmers instinctively default to the most universal proof of programming knowledge since 1978!

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of being held at gunpoint and your only salvation is to frantically scream "Hello world" like it's some magical incantation! 💀 The soldiers are like "PROVE YOU'RE A PROGRAMMER OR DIE" and this poor soul's entire identity boils down to the ONE thing every programmer learns on day one. Not algorithms. Not data structures. Just the sacred "Hello world" print statement that's basically the secret handshake of our cult. Imagine your life hanging by the thread of a print statement. The AUDACITY! The HORROR! Yet so tragically accurate for our profession!

Successfully printing "Hello World" and immediately declaring yourself a coding genius. The bar is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. Yet here we are, all of us, celebrating when our first program runs without exploding. The modern equivalent of banging two rocks together and calling yourself a metallurgist.

Spot the rebel! While every good programmer follows the sacred tradition of creating a "Hello World" as their first program, someone decided to go full chaotic evil with wazzup.php . It's like showing up to a formal wedding in a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops. The rest are all variations of the programmer's initiation ritual across different languages—from the classic C/C++ to the more exotic Lisp, Forth, BASIC, and even Zig. But that PHP dev just had to be different. Probably the same person who uses tabs instead of spaces and puts the opening brace on a new line.

Ah, the classic programming trivia game that's trolling newbies! The answer is obviously "Hello, world" (highlighted in green), but the joke's in the other options. "Git gud" is both a gaming taunt AND a version control pun. "Download Linux" is what every Stack Overflow answer suggests when you have a Windows problem. And "Error 404" is what your career becomes after forgetting a semicolon. The title "Git Gud" is extra spicy because it's telling beginners they need to master Git (arguably more terrifying than any algorithm).