The Overengineering Champion

Overengineering Enterprise Microservices Complexity Architecture Simplicity Overkill Tech debt

Programming Backend Cloud Devops Kubernetes

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The Overengineering Champion

overengineering-memes, architecture-memes, microservices-memes, docker-memes, kubernetes-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Just turned what should've been a 10-line script into a microservice architecture with seven Docker containers and a message queue. The client wanted a contact form, but I gave them an enterprise solution complete with Kubernetes orchestration. Now I'm standing here in my sunglasses feeling like a tech god while some poor soul rows the boat behind me doing all the actual work.

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