The Original Tech Support Trick From 1983

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Ah, the classic "it's not a bug, it's a feature" taken to its logical conclusion. This meme perfectly captures the rage-inducing moment when your favorite app decides that the function you relied on daily was actually "cluttering the interface" or some other corporate nonsense. One day you're happily using a feature, the next day it's gone, and the changelog cheerfully announces it as an "improvement." The tank in the lake represents our sunken hopes and dreams of software that doesn't randomly amputate useful parts of itself.

Game dev reality check: one Buzz Lightyear toy = "I need an artist friend." An entire warehouse of identical Buzz Lightyears = same desperate plea, but with the crushing realization that you're actually just mass-producing the same mediocre game assets over and over. The true indie game dev cycle: write code for 6 months, realize everything looks like garbage, then frantically DM every artist you've ever met with "wanna collab on something cool?" while conveniently omitting you have zero budget.

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