The Original Tech Support Trick From 1983

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Priorities, people! A $1500 multi-monitor setup with a gaming chair that costs more than the mattress you sleep on? That's just good financial planning. Nothing says "professional developer" like sleeping on what appears to be a $20 floor mattress while your gaming throne costs $50. And let's not even talk about the glorious tech setup that probably costs more than three months' rent. Who needs food or a proper bed when you can have three monitors to display your Stack Overflow tabs, compiler errors, and that one terminal window where you pretend to understand what's happening?

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The joke here is statistical illiteracy meets programming career advice. The person took an online IQ test, scored 80 (below average), but somehow thinks they're in the top 90.88% (which actually means bottom 10%). The site hilariously claims they'd be smarter than just 91 people in a room of 1000. The title "New To Programming, What Language Should I Learn With These Specs?" is the punchline - implying that someone who can't understand basic percentiles is ready to dive into coding. It's the perfect setup for the classic programming forum question: "What language should I learn first?" when the real issue is much more fundamental. For anyone who's spent time in programming communities, this hits close to home. The number of people who skip past basic math/logic and jump straight to "which framework is hottest right now?" is too damn high!

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You know that moment when someone discovered they could recursively force-delete everything from root? Yeah, that person is taking notes in hell right now. The -rf flags mean "recursive" and "force" – basically "delete everything without asking questions." Combined with /* starting from root and sudo privileges, you've just nuked your entire system faster than you can say "wait, I needed those kernel files." Someone, somewhere, at some point in history, hit enter on this command and watched their entire operating system evaporate in real-time. No confirmation. No undo. Just pure, unfiltered chaos. Modern systems have some safeguards now, but back in the day? Chef's kiss of destruction. The penguin's tears say it all – that's the face of someone who just realized backups were "on the todo list."