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The classic "create your own job security" maneuver. Taking a job where Rust isn't required, then sneakily rewriting a problematic component in your favorite language is the corporate equivalent of moving into someone's house and slowly replacing all their furniture. Before they know it, you're not just living there—you own the place. This is how tech evangelism works in the trenches. No fancy conference talks, just guerrilla warfare: "Oh that critical component that kept breaking? I fixed it... in Rust. Now nobody else can maintain it but me. Checkmate, management." And the 270 upvotes? That's 270 developers who've either done this or are taking notes.

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Ah, the eternal naming convention war presented as a scholarly lecture. The first variable name struts around in camelCase (first word lowercase, subsequent words capitalized), while the second flaunts its PascalCase elegance (all words capitalized). Meanwhile, developers in the audience are silently judging each other's preferences while pretending their chosen style is objectively superior. The real joke? We'll spend 45 minutes arguing about this in code reviews but accept variable names like 'x' and 'temp' without blinking.

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