Coding amnesia Memes

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of returning from vacation only to discover your brain has been wiped cleaner than a formatted hard drive! 💀 You sit there staring at your code like it's written in ancient hieroglyphics, reduced to writing HelloWorld just to remember if your fingers still work. Two weeks of margaritas and suddenly you're questioning if you ever knew how to program at all! The cognitive whiplash is REAL, people!

Junior dev: "How do I remember what my code does?" Senior dev: "That's the neat part. You don't." The true mark of seniority isn't remembering your code—it's embracing the chaos. Documentation? Comments? Those are myths we tell bootcamp grads. Real developers just stare at their own code like it's written in ancient Sumerian and mutter "who wrote this garbage?" before realizing it was themselves, last Tuesday.