The Monday Morning Code Amnesia

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The internet's true form finally revealed! It's just a giant Jenga tower of tech stacked on increasingly questionable foundations. From the web dev actively sabotaging himself at the top to the literal "ELECTRICITY" block at the bottom—because who needs clean abstractions? My favorite part is how we're all just tiny figures in this cosmic joke: Rust devs in their corner thinking they're saving the world, unpaid open-source devs holding everything up, and whatever Microsoft is doing with that angry bird. Meanwhile, C developers are still writing dynamic arrays like it's 1972 and somehow that's supporting... *checks notes*... the entire digital economy. And at the very bottom? A system that turns "shiny metal into cookies for fish." Because of course the internet runs on nuclear power plants feeding fish. It's turtles all the way down, except the turtles are increasingly concerning technological decisions!

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