The Minister For Performance Has Spoken

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The natural hierarchy of software development in its native habitat. Junior devs frantically climbing up the project staircase, desperately trying to make sense of the codebase they inherited. The senior dev stands back, knowing exactly which parts will collapse but choosing to watch the learning process unfold. Meanwhile, the Scrum Master casually enjoys his snack, completely oblivious to the impending disaster. He'll just add it as "technical debt" to next sprint's backlog and call it a day. The best part? No one knows who's actually responsible for this architectural nightmare, but the commit history has been carefully scrubbed of all evidence.

Ah yes, the mythical one-line fix that solves multiple bugs. I've been in this industry for 15 years and I still can't convince QA that my semicolon didn't just magically fix four completely unrelated issues. The suspicious math lady meme perfectly captures that moment when testers are calculating the statistical impossibility of your claim while you're just trying to get the sprint closed. Trust me, somewhere in the multiverse, there's a parallel dimension where QA actually believes developers the first time.

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