The Minister For Performance Has Spoken

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The unholy alliance of web development, visualized perfectly. Two bikes duct-taped together in the middle—just like how REST APIs connect our systems with the same level of engineering elegance. The backend sits there, functional but boring, while the frontend gets all the flashy colors and drinks juice boxes. And yet somehow this monstrosity actually moves forward, which is frankly more than I can say for most sprint planning meetings.

Ah, the classic Indian tech job listing paradox! What we have here is the digital equivalent of ordering a pepperoni pizza but writing "vegan" in parentheses. This job posting is looking for a "Python Developer (Java)" in Bangalore - the Silicon Valley of India - which is like asking for someone who can simultaneously be a cat and a dog. Every seasoned developer has seen these recruiter masterpieces where they just throw programming languages into a blender. After 15 years in the industry, I can confirm this is how you end up with developers who put "proficient in Python, Java, C++, Rust, Haskell, COBOL, and interpretive dance" on their resumes. Translation: "We want someone who knows Python but will eventually force them to maintain our legacy Java codebase that nobody wants to touch."

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