The Minister For Performance Has Spoken

Ah yes, the government official who clearly graduated from the "Stack Overflow School of Technical Facts." The classic "30 FPS is all you need" myth being delivered with such bureaucratic confidence is peak programmer pain. Meanwhile, PC gamers with their 144Hz monitors are having physical reactions to this statement. It's like when your product manager declares "the bug is now a feature" with the same authoritative hand gestures. The real performance minister is the one who optimizes your garbage collection, not the one who can't tell the difference between slideshow and smooth animation.