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The AAA Consumer Experience
Gamedev Hardware Unity Programming
8 days ago 55.4K views 0 shares
The AAA Consumer Experience
Ah, the modern gaming "enthusiast" in their natural habitat. This specimen has evolved to simultaneously complain about lack of innovation while refusing to play anything that doesn't match their exact preferences. The "$6000 battle pass purchasing machine" hits way too close to home. Dropping a small fortune on hardware just to play the same recycled games and then complaining about it? Chef's kiss of irony. My favorite part is how "thinking" and "originality" are listed under "SLOP" while "giving companies money" is "BASED." Nothing says discerning consumer like hating creativity while worshipping corporate wallets. The gaming industry's perfect customer doesn't exi—oh wait, there they are, threatening self-harm if exposed to a new experience. Meanwhile, their unbroken 4-year subscription to someone playing games for them continues...

We Looped Right Back
Hardware
11 days ago 54.7K views 0 shares
We Looped Right Back
Guy wakes up from a decade-long coma excited about his "powerful" 8GB graphics card, completely unaware that GPU prices have gone full circle. In 2013, an 8GB card was high-end. Then came the crypto mining apocalypse, scalpers, and chip shortages that made buying any GPU require a second mortgage. Now he's about to discover his ancient dream card costs more than it did when he went under. The circle of GPU life continues.

The Minister For Performance Has Spoken
Programming Hardware Debugging
12 days ago 49.9K views 0 shares
The Minister For Performance Has Spoken
Ah yes, the government official who clearly graduated from the "Stack Overflow School of Technical Facts." The classic "30 FPS is all you need" myth being delivered with such bureaucratic confidence is peak programmer pain. Meanwhile, PC gamers with their 144Hz monitors are having physical reactions to this statement. It's like when your product manager declares "the bug is now a feature" with the same authoritative hand gestures. The real performance minister is the one who optimizes your garbage collection, not the one who can't tell the difference between slideshow and smooth animation.

The Great GPU Hypocrisy Highway
Hardware Gamedev
24 days ago 115.5K views 0 shares
The Great GPU Hypocrisy Highway
The great GPU hypocrisy highway! AMD started with noble intentions of being the anti-NVIDIA hero we needed, only to swerve right and basically clone NVIDIA's 5060 card. It's the corporate equivalent of saying "I'll never become my parents" and then finding yourself yelling at kids to get off your lawn. The 5060 reference is to NVIDIA's RTX 5060 architecture - AMD basically took the same approach after promising to be different. Ten years in this industry and I've seen it all: companies start as rebels, end up as copycats. The circle of tech life continues...

Outdated GPU Purgatory: The Window Licker's Lament
Hardware Gamedev
1 month ago 74.3K views 0 shares
Outdated GPU Purgatory: The Window Licker's Lament
DARLING, it's the TRAGEDY of our TIMES! There you are, clutching your ancient GTX 1080 Ti like it's the last slice of pizza at a hackathon, peering through the blinds at the ray-tracing elite playing DOOM with their fancy-schmancy GPUs! The AUDACITY of game developers requiring hardware from this DECADE! Meanwhile, you're over there convincing yourself that Minecraft's blocky graphics are "an artistic choice" and that frame rates above 30 are "just showing off." The digital equivalent of watching the cool kids' party from outside while pretending you didn't want to go anyway! But honey, keep huffing that copium - those 2012 indie games aren't going to play themselves! 💅

Hope You Bought Hearing Protection For Your GPU
Hardware Gamedev
1 month ago 78.7K views 0 shares
Hope You Bought Hearing Protection For Your GPU
Ah, the sweet sound of innovation! ASUS engineers meticulously selecting the loudest possible coil whine for their GPUs, as if they're crafting a symphony of annoyance for gamers everywhere. Nothing says "high-performance computing" quite like the banshee screech of electrical components at 3 AM while you're trying to stealth through a game. It's their signature feature - why have silent computing when you can have your own personal electronic cicada? Clearly, they test these in soundproof labs while wearing industrial-grade ear protection.

Expectation Vs. Reality: The GPU Evolution
Hardware Gamedev Windows
1 month ago 86.4K views 0 shares
Expectation Vs. Reality: The GPU Evolution
Remember when you could buy a graphics card without taking out a second mortgage? The "expectation" shows a humble GT440 from 9 years ago - probably cost you a reasonable $100 and could run Minecraft without setting your desk on fire. Fast forward to "reality" and we've got a monstrous GTX 1080Ti that costs more than some used cars and requires its own nuclear power plant. The best part? Both cards are equally impossible to find in stock. The crypto miners got the new ones, and your weird cousin who "builds gaming PCs" hoarded all the old ones.

My Take On Razer
Hardware Programming
1 month ago 88.6K views 0 shares
My Take On Razer
The RGB gaming peripheral struggle is real. After kicking out all the flashy rainbow keyboards, chairs, and monitors, Mr. Krabs keeps just the plain black mouse. Because when your setup looks like a unicorn threw up on it, sometimes all you want is that one piece of hardware that doesn't blind you at 2AM while you're debugging production code. The mouse – the only adult in the room of gaming peripherals.

The Circle Of Tech Life: 3D Is Dead, Long Live 3D
Hardware Gamedev Programming
2 months ago 84.0K views 0 shares
The Circle Of Tech Life: 3D Is Dead, Long Live 3D
The circle of tech life continues. Nintendo's 3DS died in 2024, only for Samsung to resurrect the glasses-free 3D concept a year later with their fancy Odyssey monitor. Ten years of developers avoiding 3D like the plague, and now we're supposed to believe it's revolutionary again? Watch us waste another decade optimizing for a feature nobody asked for while our actual code still runs on duct tape and prayers.

One Of The Biggest Lies!
Gamedev Hardware Programming
2 months ago 123.0K views 0 shares
One Of The Biggest Lies!
The eternal refresh rate paradox strikes again! That moment when hardware enthusiasts smugly claim "the human eye can't see beyond 60 FPS" while simultaneously dropping $800 on a 240Hz monitor. The cognitive dissonance is real—suddenly they can magically perceive every microsecond of buttery smoothness between frames. Fun fact: while the average person can detect differences up to about 150Hz, hardcore gamers and developers have trained their eyes like digital ninjas to spot those precious milliseconds that might give them the edge in competitive play. Next time someone pulls the "60 FPS limit" card, just point to their expensive monitor and watch their brain.exe crash.

Time Traveler's Guide To GPU Evolution
Hardware Gamedev Windows
2 months ago 78.7K views 0 shares
Time Traveler's Guide To GPU Evolution
Going to prison in 2009: GTX 480 was cutting edge. Coming back in 2023: "DLSS? Ray tracing? 40-series? Is this even the same planet?" The hardware acceleration gap hits harder than prison food. At least in jail you expect to get stabbed - graphics card prices these days are the real crime.

The Desperate GPU Dating Game
Hardware Gamedev
2 months ago 79.3K views 0 shares
The Desperate GPU Dating Game
The desperate dance of GPU pricing in real-time. Nothing says "I'm totally not panicking" like dropping your price by $130 in a series of increasingly frantic messages. From $940 to $810 with a brief "Bought it for more than that" thrown in for emotional leverage. This is basically the GPU market's version of drunk texting your ex. "Hey... u up? I'm actually worth $940... no wait $915... actually $810... please respond."