The Inverse Correlation Of Screen Real Estate And Corporate Power

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The Inverse Correlation Of Screen Real Estate And Corporate Power

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The corporate tech hierarchy is brutally accurate. CEOs get tiny iPhones because they're too busy "visioning" to actually look at spreadsheets. Meanwhile, the poor dev with dual monitors is cranking out code like a machine, probably hasn't seen sunlight in days, and is surviving purely on caffeine and stack overflow answers. The irony? The person with the most screens is simultaneously the most valuable and least appreciated asset in the company. That second monitor isn't a status symbol—it's a necessity for comparing your broken code with the documentation that lied to you.

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