The Hulk's Terminal Zoom Crisis

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The Hulk's Terminal Zoom Crisis

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OH THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! 😭 The Hulk—the strongest Avenger—reduced to tears because his terminal font is too small! The ultimate sign you've crossed into programming middle age isn't gray hair or back pain—it's frantically hitting Ctrl++ because you can't read those microscopic stack traces anymore! Remember when we could code for 12 hours straight with font size 8? NOW WE'RE INCREASING TERMINAL ZOOM LIKE PATHETIC CREATURES WHILE OUR YOUNGER COLLEAGUES JUDGE US WITH THEIR PERFECT EYESIGHT! The real superpower isn't gamma radiation—it's being able to read a JSON response without squinting!

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