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I Still Can't C#

Csharp Microsoft Programming

4 days ago 113.4K views 0 shares

I Still Can't C#

The ultimate programmer dad joke! Even after getting glasses and spending hours learning C#, you still can't physically "see sharp." The language might be powerful, but it won't fix your prescription. Next time your code review fails, just blame your optometrist instead of your syntax.

The Hulk's Terminal Zoom Crisis

Programming Bash Linux

2 months ago 103.8K views 0 shares

The Hulk's Terminal Zoom Crisis

OH THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! 😭 The Hulk—the strongest Avenger—reduced to tears because his terminal font is too small! The ultimate sign you've crossed into programming middle age isn't gray hair or back pain—it's frantically hitting Ctrl++ because you can't read those microscopic stack traces anymore! Remember when we could code for 12 hours straight with font size 8? NOW WE'RE INCREASING TERMINAL ZOOM LIKE PATHETIC CREATURES WHILE OUR YOUNGER COLLEAGUES JUDGE US WITH THEIR PERFECT EYESIGHT! The real superpower isn't gamma radiation—it's being able to read a JSON response without squinting!