The Holy Grail Of CS Books

Content Please do not turn off the light switch. It also operates the elevator. Thank You

Content STOP programming computers Sand was never meant to think this is very cruel to rocks

Content HAVE YOU DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HEARD ABOUT RUST? CAN WRITE SAFE CODE WITH ITP WITHOUT MEMORY LEAKS AND WITH HIGH PERFOMANCE? l

Content Eddy Vinck a JavaScript EddyVinckk Developers should be able to use student discounts until they retire They're life long learners, after all 8:29 PM Aug 11, 2020 Twitter Web App View Tweet activity 219 Retweets and comments 1.1K Likes

Ah, the joys of automated username generation! When your name is Megan Finger and the system decides your identity should be "fingerme" at every possible level. Nothing says "professional student email" quite like an accidental innuendo that'll haunt you through four years of college. This is why we need humans reviewing these things... or at least regex that catches unfortunate combinations. That poor student is now forever explaining to professors why her email sounds like a proposition.

Content STOP DOING Optimization Code was never meant to be optimized YEARS OF OPTIMIZING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for BETTER PERFORMANCE Wanted to get better performance anyways? We had a tool for that, it was called "Upgrading hardware" "Yes please give me a low memory footprint. Please give me 5 CPU utilization" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Look at what Low-level programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RAM CPU cores we built for them (This is REAL optimizations, done by REAL programeers): ????? ??????? number: (lone ) dys BySF37500F float 81; (threehalfs - ( x2 y y ) ); ????????????????? "I spent the entire week reducing the system latency by 2ms" They have played us for absolute fools