The Highest Honor A Developer Can Bestow

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The Highest Honor A Developer Can Bestow

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The eternal love story between a developer and their IDE. We spend countless hours customizing it, learning all its shortcuts, and defending it in heated debates. Then when someone asks what amazing features it has, all we can offer is... "Pin to taskbar." The ultimate honor bestowed upon software in our world. It's like getting a participation trophy in the Olympics, but hey, at least it's always one click away from our desperate coding sessions.

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