The Harsh Truth Of Life

Ah yes, the superhero we didn't know we needed—Spider-Man dropping truth bombs at tech conferences. While product managers obsess over button colors and "intuitive interfaces," developers are battling legacy codebases held together by StackOverflow answers and pure spite.

Companies will spend millions on UX research but won't invest in decent documentation or give developers time to refactor code that's one semicolon away from sentience.

Remember: behind every seamless user experience is a developer who sacrificed their sanity, sleep, and will to live. Your fancy app exists because someone stared at a terminal until 4 AM wondering if they should just become a goat farmer instead.