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Every kid who discovered ChatGPT and Copilot in 2023 be like. You know we've reached a new era when children aspire to be professional copy-pasters who let AI write their code while they pretend to understand what's happening. The dream job is now "prompt engineer who occasionally clicks accept on suggestions."
The father's emotional breakdown is justified though. He spent years debugging segfaults and memory leaks, learned to read stack traces like ancient scrolls, survived the IE6 era, and his kid just wants to let Claude write everything while taking credit. The circle of life, but make it depressing.
Fun fact: "Slopware" perfectly describes that beautiful intersection of "it works on my machine" and "I have no idea what this does but the AI said it's fine." It's the new technical debt speedrun category.
