The Great Pyramid Of Overengineering

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Two types of inheritance in the wild: OOP inheritance where classes inherit properties, and then there's the family kind where you inherit legacy COBOL code last touched by someone's mother in the 90s. Talk about technical debt with actual family drama! This poor soul didn't just inherit methods and properties—they inherited decades-old spaghetti code with a side of maternal guilt. And somewhere, a CS professor is crying because this is definitely not what they meant by "parent-child relationships" in class diagrams.

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The ultimate tech marketing strategy: weaponize political drama. Replit's founder is basically saying "Hey, hate that Vercel CEO met with Netanyahu? Cool, here's how to migrate your Next.js project to us in three easy steps—and we'll even PAY you to switch!" Pure predatory capitalism wrapped in a veneer of moral outrage. It's like watching vultures in Patagonia jackets fighting over roadkill, except the roadkill is your deployment pipeline.