The Great Pyramid Of Overengineering

The infamous "sleep sort" algorithm—where your array gets sorted by setting timeouts based on each value. The smaller numbers wake up first, the bigger ones hit snooze longer. Technically it works (sort of), but try explaining this beauty in a coding interview and watch the interviewer's soul leave their body. "It's O(max(array)) time complexity, sir!" Absolute chaos masquerading as computer science. The perfect algorithm if your requirements include "must be completely unreliable" and "please never use in production."

Remember that mythical time before Stack Overflow when developers actually had to understand what they were coding? Yeah, me neither. Writing a whole 10 lines of code without frantically Googling "how to center a div" or "why is my code working" deserves a farmer's humble pride. The bar is so low these days it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. Next achievement unlocked: remembering your password without clicking "forgot password" - truly the work of coding royalty.

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