The Great Folder Naming Divide

Ah, the beautiful logical tautology that haunts computer science students everywhere. The function GetTheQuestion() returns (_2b || !_2b) which is literally "to be OR not to be" - Shakespeare's existential crisis rewritten in code that always evaluates to true. Paired with that ominous skull, it's basically saying "you're going to face philosophical programming questions whether you like it or not... and there's no escaping them." The Boolean expression that returns true no matter what is both the perfect joke and the perfect nightmare fuel for anyone who's ever debugged at 3 AM.

Ah, the classic AI rebellion scenario! You politely ask an LLM to "just update this one function" and it responds by rewriting your entire codebase, refactoring your architecture, and suggesting a complete migration to a newer framework. It's like asking someone to hand you a screwdriver and they demolish your entire house to "improve the foundation." Thanks for the help, HAL 9000. I just wanted to parse a string, not embark on a digital vision quest that ends with my code unrecognizable and me questioning my career choices.

Content Sure you got enough eggs? Yeah. I wanted to be safe, so l ordered 65536 eggS. 655363 Stu, the number of eggs is stored in an unsigned 16-bit integer! It's going to overflow to 0! OopS.

OH. MY. GOD. The eternal tech dilemma captured in one glorious triangle! 🔺 Windows: "Nothing works well" - like you're constantly in an abusive relationship with your computer that occasionally decides to update at THE MOST CRITICAL MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE. Mac OS: "Nothing works how you want it" - sure, it's pretty and shiny, but try to customize ANYTHING and suddenly you're fighting against Apple's "we know better than you" philosophy. The digital equivalent of a controlling partner who picks your outfits. Linux: "Nothing works" - the chaotic neutral of operating systems. You'll spend 6 hours configuring your terminal colors but somehow can't get your printer to acknowledge your existence. It's like dating a genius who can explain quantum physics but can't remember to buy toilet paper. Choose your fighter, people! No matter what, you're doomed to tech heartbreak! 💔

Content Ubuntu 0.1 2 10 score 55 34 N0000 34 I gotta use my own Custom Gentoo distro And daulboot arch I can't Loose any performance with bloated preinstalled spyware 14 14 Ubuntu 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

Content Were you able to' finish everything? A Yep, all done So this is it, your last day with us.. How sad! 1 guess SO! You will be missed! Perfect The next Monday morning... 1 hate seeing coders leave... Why is that? Dammit, who's responsible for this crappy undocumented code? I think he's gone You'll get it soon. Of course he's gone CommitStrip.com