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Chuck Norris Will Be The First Person To Find An SHA-512 Collision
Security Algorithms Math Programming
16 days ago 137.8K views 0 shares
Chuck Norris Will Be The First Person To Find An SHA-512 Collision
The meme is playing with two impossible computing feats. Finding an SHA-512 collision (where two different inputs produce the same hash) is practically impossible due to the algorithm's design - it would take more computing power than exists in the universe. Meanwhile, generating the same UUID repeatedly is statistically absurd since UUIDs are designed to be unique across space and time. It's like saying "I won the lottery five times in a row... by accident." The joke subverts the classic Chuck Norris format by showing Bad Luck Brian instead - implying even his terrible luck somehow breaks fundamental cryptographic principles.

The Great Folder Naming Divide
Programming Windows Linux
1 month ago 116.3K views 0 shares
The Great Folder Naming Divide
The eternal battle of folder naming conventions! While normal humans name their folders with descriptive titles like "memories" (complete with sparkles for extra flair), programmers just slam their keyboards with "bsydvdkke" and call it a day. The true comedy arrives when trying to create another random keyboard-mash folder only to discover that "bsyd-dkkke already exists." The universe is truly telling you something when even your random gibberish has a collision. File system entropy at its finest!

Clothing Sim Woes
Gamedev Unity Algorithms Physics Programming
4 months ago 138.3K views 0 shares
Clothing Sim Woes
The brutal irony of game development in one tweet! Creating complex physics simulations for epic destruction? Easy peasy . Coding realistic clothing interactions? Absolute nightmare fuel . Game devs can simulate nuclear annihilation with a few physics equations, but the moment you need a character to casually remove a hat, you're suddenly wrestling with 10,000 collision points, cloth deformation algorithms, and hair physics that will make your GPU weep. It's like building a rocket to Mars is somehow easier than simulating a handshake.