The Gold-Plated Matlab Subscription

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BEHOLD! The tragic tale of every Matlab developer's financial nightmare! The meme shows a poor soul LITERALLY MINING their way through solid rock with nothing but a pickaxe while the golden outhouse of Matlab licensing sits smugly above. Like, sweetie, you could just use Python for FREE, but instead you're down there digging through ACTUAL EARTH like some kind of code peasant! The Matlab overlords are up there charging you the GDP of a small nation for basic toolboxes while you're breaking your back trying to plot a simple histogram. The AUDACITY! This is why we can't have nice things in scientific computing!

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