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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of accidentally deleting your code instead of copying it! You're sitting there, heart PLUMMETING to your stomach, life flashing before your eyes, career LITERALLY OVER... and then you remember Ctrl+Z exists. Suddenly you're hugging your computer like this cat, whispering sweet nothings to your undead zombie code that just rose from the digital grave. The emotional rollercoaster from "I'M RUINED FOREVER" to "never mind teehee" happens in approximately 0.5 seconds. We've all been there, frantically petting our laptops in gratitude when the undo function saves us from our own chaotic fingers!

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Nothing says "I'm a competent programmer" like waking up at 3:25am to an emergency alert that 72 is dangerously higher than... 72. Classic floating point comparison fail. Somewhere in that thermostat's code, 72.0001 is being compared to 72 with the == operator instead of a proper threshold check. The developer who wrote this is probably the same person who thinks SQL injection is just a fancy way to administer medicine. Future archaeologists will find this thermostat and conclude our civilization collapsed because we couldn't figure out that 72.00000001 ≈ 72.

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