We Will Be Replaced By Nested Templates

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We Will Be Replaced By Nested Templates

vue-memes, javascript-memes, frontend-memes, recursion-memes, onmounted-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your Vue.js component mounts and decides to load the entire universe into memory. That's not AI replacing us—it's recursive template nesting replacing our sanity! The developer who wrote this probably started with a simple component and kept saying "just one more nested group" until they created function names longer than most people's commit messages. The real irony? This code runs perfectly fine until someone needs to debug it, at which point they'll need therapy, not ChatGPT.

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