The Future Of Job Titles Is Here

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Rewrote the entire codebase but called it "minor changes" in the commit message? Absolute chad move. Nothing says "I fear no code review" like casually pushing 4000 lines of changes directly to main with that description. The person who has to review this PR is probably contemplating a career change right now. It's the programming equivalent of renovating an entire house and telling your spouse you "just moved a few things around."

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Someone finally cracked the code on tech stack naming. Forget MERN (MongoDB, Express, React, Node) – that's for people who still think JavaScript frameworks won't change by next Tuesday. The real pros are running PORN: PostgreSQL, Ollama, Redis, Next.js. It's got everything you need: a battle-tested database that won't randomly corrupt your data, an LLM framework for when you need to add "AI-powered" to your resume, an in-memory cache because your queries are slower than your standup meetings, and Next.js because apparently we needed another way to render React. The stack is solid, the acronym is chef's kiss, and your HR department will have questions about your pull request descriptions.