The Future Of Job Titles Is Here

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The Future Of Job Titles Is Here

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Ah, the great LinkedIn job title evolution! Forget "Software Engineer" – now everyone's a "Vibe Code Cleanup Specialist." Apparently fixing spaghetti code is now a spiritual experience. Next week we'll all be "Quantum Emotion Syntax Healers" with 10+ years experience in a framework released yesterday. The real joke is that HR actually believes these titles mean something while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to center a div.

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