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The Four Stages Of Code Grief

Technical debt Legacy code Code maintenance Code review Code quality Programming horror Self-cringe Self-realization

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11 months ago 281,979 views 1 shares

The Four Stages Of Code Grief

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THE HORROR! THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Opening your old code is like discovering a crime scene where YOU were the criminal! Four stages of grief in one meme - shock, denial, bargaining, and finally that soul-crushing moment of clarity when you realize that monstrosity was YOUR creation. The worst part? Future you will look at today's code with the EXACT SAME EXPRESSION. It's the circle of shame that keeps on giving!

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