The Four Stages Of Code Grief

Indie game developers living on the edge of sanity and a ramen-only diet. This dev's marketing "strategy" starts with historical events, takes a hard left into OnlyFans economics, sprinkles in some Marx, documents getting shaken down by Discord mods, and concludes with what can only be described as "definitely illegal user acquisition tactics." The best part? This is probably tamer than what's actually in the devlog. When your marketing budget is $12.47, conventional wisdom goes out the window and pure chaos takes the wheel.

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Content When you delete a function that isn't used anywhere and get 240 different errors so you add it back again and get 56 more THIS IS FINe.

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