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The Architecture Intelligence Bell Curve

Overengineering Microservices Architecture Bell curve Scalability Tech trends Monolith Distributed systems

Backend Programming Cloud Devops Kubernetes

1 year ago 415,293 views 0 shares

The Architecture Intelligence Bell Curve

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The bell curve of architecture wisdom strikes again! On the left, we have the blissfully ignorant junior dev who's happy with a monolith because they don't know any better. In the middle, the insufferable mid-level architect screaming about microservices like they've discovered fire. And on the right, the battle-scarred senior who's been through enough distributed system nightmares to circle back to "just use a damn monolith." Nothing like spending six months untangling a hairball of 47 microservices communicating through a message queue that nobody understands anymore just to realize it could've been three functions in one repo.

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