Mini Heart Attack To Boss

That split-second panic when you see "Your name is in Einstein Files" from your boss and your brain immediately goes into full disaster recovery mode. Did I accidentally commit credentials? Push to main? Delete the production database? Nope—turns out someone named Rawbare just wants a job and cleverly used the Einstein Files subject line as a notification hack to stand out in your inbox. The relief is real, but also... respect the hustle. That's some A+ social engineering right there. Your heart rate can return to normal now.