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The Indiana Jones of software development! Carefully eyeing that golden idol of "existing code" like it's a sacred relic, only to swap it with your "new commit" and trigger the boulder of doom—the linter. That moment when you think you've perfectly calculated the weight of your code replacement, but forgot about those pesky tabs vs spaces arguments. Now you're sprinting through the codebase with angry code reviewers throwing spears at your PR. Should've read the tribe's ancient documentation first!

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Content 7 Greetings, You are probably here from the future because the business changed their mind about requiring the phone number input to be an unformatted, unvalidated string. Well, lucky for you, I had thought ahead and created a function that I was very proud of before being told about this requirement. Uncomment the Line below to format and validate phone numbers as the user types them. phone Input. addEventListener ('focus', formatToPhone);

Google's security priorities are seriously questionable. When your account gets hacked? A single flimsy gate that doesn't even close properly. But log in from your new phone? Suddenly it's Fort Knox with seven different locks, chains, and probably a retinal scan that they didn't show in the picture. I've spent more time proving I'm me to Google than I have to my own mother. Nothing says "we value security" like making legitimate users jump through hoops while leaving the backdoor wide open for actual intruders.

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Content When it's been 7 hours and you still can't understand your own code