The Four Pillars Of Programming Survival

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The Four Pillars Of Programming Survival

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Look at this GLORIOUS lineup of a programmer's lifeline! It's the holy trinity of survival tools: Stack Overflow (where we shamelessly copy-paste solutions), W3Schools (for when we pretend to actually learn something), Indian YouTubers (the REAL heroes explaining complex algorithms at 3 AM), and Coffee (the liquid keeping our souls tethered to our mortal bodies). Meanwhile, the lone programmer stands there like "yes, I am self-sufficient" while secretly having ALL FOUR open in different browser tabs. The AUDACITY of this lie! Without these four horsemen of code salvation, we'd all just be staring at blinking cursors and contemplating career changes!

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