Coffee addiction Memes

Evolution of programmers: from creating their own compilers and bragging about government surveillance to being completely dependent on Stack Overflow and trapped in Vim. Left: The chad programmer of yesteryear, writing low-resolution 3D engines and custom compilers while casually mentioning CIA surveillance like it's a badge of honor. Right: Today's programmer, desperately googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time while clutching a coffee mug and whimpering for help. The Spotify icon in the corner is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "productive coding session" like spending 30 minutes creating the perfect lo-fi playlist. Fun fact: The ":q!" command to exit Vim has been responsible for more developer tears than any code review in history.

The trap is set and no developer stands a chance. Stack Overflow as bait? Pure genius. We're such simple creatures - just prop up a blue crate with a stick, slap "Stack Overflow" on it, place a cup of coffee underneath, and throw in a dark IDE theme for good measure. The sad part? I'd absolutely crawl under that trap knowing full well it's a trap. After 15 years of coding, my entire career is basically me repeatedly falling for this exact setup while muttering "just one more question about this obscure error and I'll actually start coding."