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You know what they don't teach you in those fancy bootcamps? That failure is basically your cardio routine. Code doesn't compile? Pump some iron. Sprint got derailed? Bench press. Production went down on a Friday at 4:55 PM? Time for deadlifts, because you're already dead inside anyway.
The real FDD methodology right here. Forget Test Driven Development—we're out here running on pure spite and protein shakes. Nothing motivates you to lift heavier than realizing your entire architecture needs to be refactored because you didn't think about scalability three years ago. The gym is cheaper than therapy and your therapist doesn't understand what a race condition is anyway.
At least muscle failure has progressive overload. Career failure just has more meetings about "learnings" and "growth opportunities."
