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Linux is finally getting some love from gamers thanks to Valve and the Steam Deck. Mac just dropped a budget-friendly laptop that doesn't require a second mortgage and can actually be repaired without selling a kidney. Both are threatening Windows' dominance. Microsoft's response? Double down on AI bloat. Instead of fixing the OS, improving performance, or making it less of a privacy nightmare, they're cramming Copilot into every corner of Windows like it's the solution to problems nobody asked about. "You know what users want? More AI suggestions while they're trying to work!" It's the corporate equivalent of "I'm gonna shoot myself in the foot EVEN HARDER" – because why innovate when you can just add more features that consume RAM and send telemetry data? Classic Microsoft energy right there.