The Five-Minute Project Lifecycle

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The Five-Minute Project Lifecycle

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The euphoria of a new project idea hits like a shot of espresso at midnight. "This will revolutionize everything!" you think, bouncing with excitement. Then reality strikes approximately 300 seconds later when you realize you've forgotten how functions work and your environment is somehow missing half its dependencies. The duality of developer life: manic enthusiasm followed by existential dread, all before your coffee gets cold.

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