The Five-Minute Project Lifecycle

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When your code is so broken even Batman can't save it. This poor soul's infinite loop is so desperate it made it to the Yellow Pages! Next to "WAYNE BRUCE (MILLIONAIRE)" no less. I guess when your pointers are harder to follow than Bruce Wayne's secret identity, it's time to call in the Caped Debug-Crusader. The -4 downvotes really complete the tragedy. Classic Stack Overflow - where your desperate plea for help gets closed faster than you can say "null pointer exception."

Ah, the most honest code comment in the history of programming. When you import boto3 for AWS and immediately declare psychological warfare on future developers. This is the coding equivalent of leaving a landmine with a sticky note that says "good luck!" The best part? We've all been both the author and the victim of these comments. Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like documenting your code with pure spite instead of actual explanations.

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