The Duality Of Developer Existence

Content M If Shakespeare lived today, what would be his style of code commenting? Please write a bubble sort to illustrate this. It is impossible to know for certain what Shakespeare's style of code commenting would be if he were alive today, as he lived over 400 years ago and did not have access to computers or programming languages. However, it is likely that his comments would be eloquent and perhaps even poetic, given his skill as a writer. Here is an example of a bubble sort algorithm with Shakespearean-style comments: Copy code I O, how this mortal coil doth turn and twist, As we strive to order this chaotic list! void bubbleSort(int arr) int n arr. length; I Lo, we loop and loop, ever striving I To bring forth a sorted array. for (int i O; i n- 1; i) Look how we bubble up the largest element, Like a cork upon the sea, Until it reaches the surface, And its true place in the array we see. for (int j O; j n - i - 1; ) if (arr arr 1 Ah, but if these two elements be out of place, I We must swap them, 'tis clear. I Like lovers long separated, Their true affinity we must make clear. int temp arrjl; arrj arrj 1; arrj 1 temp;

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