The Duality Of Developer Existence

JavaScript: where NaN is a number, empty arrays are equal to zero, but not really, and adding three booleans equals exactly 3... sometimes. It's like the language was designed by someone throwing darts at a board of random programming concepts while blindfolded. The real kicker? That smug face at the bottom belongs to Brendan Eich, who created this beautiful mess in just 10 days. And now we're all stuck with type coercion that makes "91"-"1" equal 90 because... reasons. No wonder debugging JavaScript feels like trying to solve a murder mystery where everyone, including the detective, is lying.

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Hobby coders: "I made a little app that tracks my plants' watering schedule!" Professional developers: *dead inside, sustained only by caffeine and spite* "The production server is on fire again and Stack Overflow is down." The difference? One still has hope. The other has a paycheck and an energy drink addiction.