Backend Dev's CSS Nightmare

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9 months ago 183,787 views 0 shares

Backend Dev's CSS Nightmare

backend-memes, css-memes, frontend-memes, developer-memes, pirates-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Backend developers looking at CSS like it's some cursed ancient artifact that might summon demons if handled incorrectly. The sheer disgust on that pirate's face says it all - he'd rather walk the plank than deal with margin collapsing or flexbox. Typical backend attitude: "I can build an entire microservice architecture, but don't ask me to center a div."

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