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The ultimate Linux desktop environment civil war, but make it wholesome! Nothing says "I'm a true open source hero" like using one desktop environment while financially supporting its arch-nemesis. It's like being a vim user who donates to the Emacs foundation—pure chaotic good energy. The Superman imagery is perfect because let's be honest, anyone running Linux in 2024 already thinks they're saving the world from the evil corporate empires. Meanwhile, Windows users are just trying to print a document without their computer deciding it's the perfect time for a 2-hour update. Fun fact: If all the energy spent arguing about GNOME vs KDE had been directed at actual development, we'd have had the year of the Linux desktop back in 2003.

Content Doctors: Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor. Programmers:

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Content So what's your idea of a perfect date? YYYY-MM-DD I find other formats a bit confusing

Ah, the classic startup job description that translates to: "We need someone willing to sacrifice their entire existence for our product while we disguise burnout as passion." The red flags are brighter than a production server on fire! Basically saying "Don't apply if you value silly things like sleep, mental health, or having a life outside our codebase." Meanwhile, the green section might as well say "Perfect candidates include robots, workaholics, and people who've never heard of labor laws." The 2AM text messages part is particularly hilarious. Because nothing says "we respect your expertise" like a midnight Slack notification asking why the production database is suddenly speaking Klingon. Fun fact: Studies show that productivity dramatically decreases after 50 hours of work per week, but hey, who needs science when you have "massive rewards later" (which usually means stock options in a company with a 90% chance of failing).

GASP! The eternal language wars have claimed another victim! This poor soul is DROWNING in a tsunami of tears while Rust, C#, and Go fanboys engage in their never-ending holy war of "my language is better than yours." The drama! The tragedy! It's like watching three cults fight over who has the most superior compiler while the rest of us just want to ship some damn code without being lectured about memory safety, garbage collection, or goroutines for the 500th time. Meanwhile, this programmer is literally MELTING into a puddle of despair because they probably just want to use whatever gets the job done without joining a programming language religion. The tears are indeed unfathomable!