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Game developers caught in the eternal tug-of-war between hardcore veterans and the lucrative casual market. Turns out making games for people who actually know how to play them doesn't pay as well as catering to little Timmy who just got his mom's iPad and her entire bank account. Why spend years perfecting intricate game mechanics when you can slap together a shiny microtransaction factory with auto-aim and participation trophies? The industry's race to the bottom continues, one simplified tutorial at a time.

The pointer gang welcomes newbies with open arms—unless you're dealing with void pointers. While char*, int*, and float* pointers all have their quirks, at least they point to something concrete. But void*? That's the programming equivalent of staring into an existential abyss. It points to... well, anything... or nothing. No type checking, no safety nets, just raw memory addresses and chaos. When a junior asks what type to give the void pointer, the senior's face says it all: "Pick literally anything else unless you want to spend your weekend debugging memory corruption." Ah, the dark arts of C/C++ memory management—where one wrong dereference separates a working program from a segfault nightmare.

The classic "programming as addiction" metaphor taken to its logical extreme. Someone casually admits they started with Python at parties before spiraling into PHP development in questionable environments. Then a dealer shows up offering binary code like it's street drugs. The perfect encapsulation of how programmers talk about their craft like it's an illicit habit. "I'm clean now but every so often I get the itch..." Yeah, sure buddy. We all know you've got a mechanical keyboard hidden in your closet.

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Turns out the most advanced AI was just 700 people in a trenchcoat. Builder.ai allegedly sold "AI" that was actually just outsourced developers pretending to be Natasha the chatbot. The classic "artificial" intelligence that's actually just regular intelligence with extra steps. Next revelation: ChatGPT is just a guy named Greg in a basement with really fast typing skills.

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