The Daily Wtf Should Be Required Reading

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5 months ago 122,230 views 0 shares

The Daily Wtf Should Be Required Reading

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Oh snap! Schools teaching algorithms: "Here's how to sort data in O(n log n) time!" Meanwhile, real-world coding disasters are where the ACTUAL education happens! 😂 Why waste time on theory when we could be learning from that one dev who deleted production with a single command? The Daily WTF chronicles are basically the sacred texts of "what NOT to do" and honestly should replace half the CS curriculum. Nothing teaches faster than witnessing someone else's spectacular coding train wreck!

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