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The existential crisis of the this keyword across programming languages is pure comedy gold. In C++, it's a straightforward pointer to your class instance—neat and tidy. Java keeps it classy with a reference instead. Then Python swoops in with its explicit self parameter like "let's just call it what it is, folks!" But the real punchline? JavaScript, where this is whatever it feels like being that day—sometimes the window, sometimes an element, sometimes your function's parent... who knows! It's the programming equivalent of that friend who changes personality based on who they're hanging out with. No wonder C developers are looking at JS like they've witnessed a crime against computer science.

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Content STOP USING PYTHON PROGRAMMING WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR CHILDREN YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet PYTHON has NEVER BEEN USED for ANY REAL WORLD APPLICATION PYTHON is a language for BABIES. NO ADULT that has A FUNCTIONING BRAIN would use a language THAT STEALS LIBRARIES THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MADE b-BuT iSn'T iT iNtUiTiVe ThOuGh??? SHUT THE FUCK UP. Python FORCES the user to learn HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of commands, and they are ALL COMPLETE HORSESHIT myAge input () Why does it want your PERSONAL INFORMATION? while b 10 TEN WHAT? APPLES? ORANGES? print( 'Hello world!') WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PRINTER? There ALREADY EXISTS a language that only makes you learn EIGHT commands, IT'S CALLED BRAINFUCK ProarammerHumor.io

The ultimate digital irony: Netflix shutting down games forever while the EU waves its "Stop Killing Games" flag in the background. It's the corporate equivalent of saying "I can't hear you over the sound of my profit margins!" This perfectly captures the disconnect between streaming giants and digital preservation. While gamers and regulators beg for ways to preserve online games after servers go offline, Netflix just hits the mute button and keeps serving those sweet, sweet streams. The real punchline? Those "forever offline" games are just lines of code that could totally be preserved—if anyone with power actually cared about digital heritage instead of quarterly earnings. Meanwhile, pirates are in the corner thinking "challenge accepted."

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