The Code Review We All Deserve

Content Girls when I tell them I can invert a binary search tree Oh no, the bra fell off.

When the interviewer asks about your Python skills and you're out here wrapping yourself in it like a snake charmer who's been coding since the Guido van Rossum era. The confidence is immaculate—literally wearing Python as a fashion statement. Pro tip: This level of comfort usually means you've either been bitten by indentation errors so many times you're immune, or you've just discovered list comprehensions and think you're invincible. Either way, the interviewer is probably wondering if you're about to import antigravity and float out of the room.

Content What client wanted in 5 days.. What I could implement 5 days.. fo.meyuva.krishna.memes

When you accidentally push to production instead of staging... 😬 Someone's first day on the job just became their last! Nothing says "I'm fired" quite like leaking government AI plans on GitHub because you confused your repositories. Pro tip: Maybe don't store national secrets with the same tool you use for your personal "learning-to-code" projects. That resume is about to have an interesting gap year.

Content Me when my boss says I cannot hire an intern just to write documentation, and I also have to refactor the code myself.

Content School kids learning about Inspect Element for the first time.