The Code Review We All Deserve

Software engineering Technical debt Developer life Legacy code Code review Pull request Clean code

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6 months ago 181,101 views 0 shares

The Code Review We All Deserve

code-review-memes, programming-humor-memes, developer-life-memes, clean-code-memes, technical-debt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your code review finally gets personal. This guy skipped all the polite GitHub comments like "consider refactoring this method" and went straight for the jugular. Reminds me of that senior dev who once told me my variable naming convention was "a crime against humanity." The truth hurts, but at least he didn't create a PowerPoint presentation about my nested if statements.

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