The Calm Before The Feature Storm

Software engineering Code optimization Technical debt Refactoring Project management Software development Feature creep Legacy code Code maintenance Regression bugs

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The Calm Before The Feature Storm

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Your perfectly optimized codebase is just lying there, minding its own business, when some developer decides to implement "a new feature" that's about to wreak absolute havoc. The code was running fine for months until management decided users needed the ability to export data as interpretive dance GIFs. Now you get to watch your beautiful architecture get beaten to death with the stick of progress.

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