The Calm Before The Feature Storm

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Spent four years learning how to reverse a binary tree and now you want me to talk about my "greatest weakness"? The sheer audacity. Tech interviews have evolved into this bizarre ritual where we either solve obscure algorithmic puzzles or bare our souls like it's therapy. The uncomfortable chinchilla face perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when you realize you've practiced LeetCode for weeks but forgot to rehearse basic human interaction. Give me a graph traversal problem any day over explaining "a time I showed leadership" – at least algorithms have documentation.

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