The Calm Before The Feature Storm

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The eternal SQL dilemma that haunts database developers everywhere. After 20 years in the industry, I still can't decide which is more morally reprehensible: animal cruelty or writing SQL keywords in lowercase like some kind of database anarchist. The sweating choice button meme perfectly captures that split second before you reluctantly press the lowercase button, knowing full well your senior DBA will somehow sense this transgression from across the building and appear behind your chair with a disappointed sigh. Fun fact: There's actually no technical reason SQL keywords need to be uppercase. It's purely conventional and aesthetic, yet somehow became the hill many database professionals chose to die on.

Content Stevie Graham stevegraham Men in tech will literally buy a maxed out MacBook Pro and a Herman Miller chair because "I spend 30-40 of my life using this, the expense is justified" and then spend 247 in the same couple of awfully fitting T-shirts they got for free from some startup 5 years ago. 19:34 26 Dec 21 Twitter for iPhone 694 Retweets 336 Quote Tweets 9,882 Likes

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