The Asymmetric Memory Allocation Of Programming

The four horsemen of software estimation, ladies and gentlemen. The noob's blind optimism, the junior's attempt at padding, the senior's refusal to commit, and the principal engineer's existential crisis. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that the only accurate estimate is "it'll be done when it's done." And somehow management still expects us to plan quarterly roadmaps with precision. Magical thinking at its finest.

Content You can bind the 'input event to the textbox. This would fire every time the input changes, so when you paste something (even with right click), delete and type anything. ('myTextbox").on('input', function() do something ); If you use the change handler, this will only fire after the user deselects the input box, which may not be what you want. There is an example of both here: http:isfiddle.net6bSX6 share improve this answer answered Oct 9 '12 at 10:21 Timm 7.276 2 20 0 37 2 1, although it doesn't seem to fire on paste. - Jorgen Oct 9 '12 at 10:24 2 Jorgen it should fire on paste (does for me), what browser are you using? - Timm Oct 9 '12 at 10:25 3 Nevermind. I used the wrong input :) - Jergen Oct 9 '12 at 10:29 This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser. The change is not detected even though the input field contains the new string. - Gatada Jul 3 '13 at 11:30 136 Gatada I'm glad my employer does not make me verify web code for the Nintendo 3DS browser. - nocarrier Oct 26 '14 at 2:20

Content GENTLEMEN. IT IS WITH GREATEST OF PLEASURES TO INFORM YOU THAT I ONLY WASTED 4 HOURS DEBUGGING MY CODE BECAUSE I FORGOT TO CONVERT A STRING TO AN INT

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Ah, the classic case of "I thought this was the test environment" syndrome! Some poor developer at Papa Murphy's just learned the hard way that their test notifications went straight to every customer's iPhone. First comes the generic "test push message in iphone" (repeated for good measure), followed by "iOS ranjith push message" - looks like we've identified our culprit! Ranjith is having a very bad day at the office right now. The production database just got a live demo of what happens when you skip the staging environment. Their customers got free entertainment instead of pizza deals!

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