The Mysterious Case Of Disappearing Bugs

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor HI 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

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Someone forgot to update their production URL! The job posting asks candidates to send resumes to careers@localhost — essentially asking people to email their resumes to their own computers. That's like telling someone to mail a letter to "My House" with no address. The developer probably copy-pasted from their test environment and never updated it before going live. Four years of experience required but apparently none needed for whoever set up this job posting!

This meme perfectly captures that soul-crushing moment when your C++ compiler vomits 500 error messages because you forgot a single #pragma directive. The look of pure existential despair on LeBron's face is exactly how every developer feels when staring at that wall of red compiler errors. Nothing quite says "I've made a terrible mistake" like watching your error count exceed 1000 because of one tiny oversight. The compiler's like "I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed" while proceeding to list every single way your code has disappointed your ancestors.

Content OH MY GOD. Complete list of bugs in Humans 1.0 20 O DAVECONTRA

Content D Rewrite gangstas paradise but about going through a programming Sprint (Verse 1) As I churn through the lines of my code tonight, I take a look at my screen and realize there's so much left to write, Cause I've been coding and debugging for so long, Even my coffee feels that my sleep's gone. In the world of the sprint, we're in such a haste, Can't take a break, no time to waste. Too many bugs, we can't debug, With all the issues, feel like we're stuck. Chorus: Been spending most our lives Living in this programmer's paradise. We code, then review and revise, Living in this programmer's paradise. We keep pushing, no sleep, no rice, Living in this programmer's paradise. We sacrifice, pay the price, Living in this programmer's paradise.