The Mysterious Case Of Disappearing Bugs

Debugging hell Runtime errors Bug hunting Code trolling Console logs Unexpected behavior Heisenbug Code crashes

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The Mysterious Case Of Disappearing Bugs

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OMG THE AUDACITY OF THIS CODE! 💅 You spend THREE HOURS injecting console.logs, breakpoints, and debug statements into your masterpiece because it crashed, and what does it do? It has the NERVE to suddenly work flawlessly! No errors, no crashes, just sitting there like Pingu going "well now I am not doing it." THE BETRAYAL! It's like your code is gaslighting you into thinking you imagined the whole thing. And you'll never know which debug statement fixed it, so you're too scared to remove any of them. HAUNTED FOREVER!

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