The Ascension Of C-Based Languages

Content Me, searching a very specific question on Google Some guy who asked the same question online 4 years ago

Content Oh, you are a programmer? Pick your class: Parabolaenu PROGRAMMING libreboot Windows Server 2003 9006 0000 NaKA Microsoft Windows XP HTML Microsoft .net searx M MONERO programming since 12 FRONTEND .300 commits per day archlinux PROGRAMMING ELECTRON JS RBOD COFFEE MONSTEI g -Technology

Ah, the classic "Google search suggestions" meme with Pepe looking concerned. Nothing like society's collective search history to remind us where we stand in the pecking order. After 20 years in this industry, I can confirm we're all just weird losers who jump at the sound of a production alert. The "not engineers" one hits particularly hard for those of us who spent $100K on CS degrees only to be told "real engineers build bridges." The truth hurts, but at least we can afford therapy with our six-figure salaries that we spend entirely on mechanical keyboards and energy drinks.

Content Machine learning Bruteforcing an answer

The robot overlord declares AI will replace programmers if it gets "clear customer needs and detailed specs" while below, a product manager sits calmly stating "the customer want a button that does stuff." Plot twist: programmers' job security isn't threatened by AI but protected by the eternal vagueness of requirements. The mythical "detailed spec" is rarer than a bug-free first commit. Even quantum computers couldn't parse "make it pop" or "just like Amazon but better."

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