The Ascension Of C-Based Languages

The gradual descent into testing madness perfectly captured! You start with a few tests (1-4) and everything's green - Patrick's just vibing with those PASS results. Then you add more tests (5-8), still looking good! But then comes test suite 9-12 and suddenly your superhero confidence starts to crack. And the final panel? That's when you decide to run ALL the tests together and witness your beautiful code crumble into a spectacular failure cascade. The best part? That moment when you convince yourself "it's fine, I'll just fix those failing tests tomorrow" and then spend the next week debugging why test #11 only fails on Tuesdays when Mercury is in retrograde.

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The classic dev paradox: crying about impossible deadlines, legacy codebases, and micromanaging PMs while simultaneously clutching a fat stack of cash. Sure, we're miserable, but at least we're miserable with good compensation. It's like therapy, except instead of paying someone to listen to your problems, you get paid to create new ones.

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