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Content BEHOLD! THE BSOD-INATOR!

Content Forgive me, I lied everything for the sake of my career: I do not know any C, please let me go

You know that feeling when you revisit your old code and suddenly wonder if you were drunk, sleep-deprived, or just fundamentally broken as a human being? Two months is that perfect sweet spot where the code is old enough to be incomprehensible, but recent enough that you can't blame a different version of yourself. The horror sets in when you realize there are no comments, variable names like x2 and temp_final_ACTUAL , and a function that's somehow 400 lines long. You start questioning your career choices, your education, and whether that CS degree was worth anything at all. The real kicker? It works perfectly in production. You're terrified to touch it because you have absolutely no idea how or why it functions. It's like archaeological code—best left buried and undisturbed.

Content 13 IG: iluvwaffuls Some scientist on the news said 1 out of 3 programmers understands regular expressions Well, I don't Neither do I It's probably 1 out of 4

When you try to make CSS less intimidating by using acronyms, but accidentally create a BDSM meeting invite. The poor frontend dev thought they were discussing matchparent and border-bottom properties, but now the entire backend team and Linda from HR are excitedly joining what they think is a kinky brown bag lunch. Classic corporate miscommunication where CSS (Cascading Style Sheets) becomes CSS (Can't Stop Smirking).

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