Spaghetti Code: The Smoothie Of Doom

Technical debt Legacy code Spaghetti code Code review Code quality Clean code Nested conditionals Junior developer Senior developer If statements

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Spaghetti Code: The Smoothie Of Doom

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The horrified expression of the Senior Developer looking at the Junior Dev's code is priceless! That moment when you ask what's in their codebase and they casually reply "A smoothie" while sitting next to a monstrosity of deeply nested if statements is peak software engineering trauma. It's like opening someone's function and finding a 12-level deep conditional hell where each branch leads to another dimension of logic spaghetti. The Junior Dev has no idea they've created an eldritch horror that will summon the debugging gods at 2AM during production. Meanwhile, the ostrich perfectly represents the code review process - just stick your head in the sand and pretend you didn't see those 17 nested conditionals that could be replaced with a simple switch statement!

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