Some Beginnings Have No End

Ah yes, the ancient stone tablet IDE. Because nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like carving your collision detection algorithms into limestone. Modern IDEs with their "syntax highlighting" and "error detection" are clearly for the weak. Real programmers chisel their bugs directly into rock so they're permanent, just like their technical debt.

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The duality of developer support in its natural habitat. Ask a beginner question on r/learnprogramming and you'll get gentle reassurance that your code isn't that bad. Post the same question on Stack Overflow and watch a 15-year veteran with 500k reputation points verbally disembowel you for not searching the duplicate question from 2011. It's like asking your grandma for cooking advice versus asking Gordon Ramsay.

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The circle of life in game development: get your degree, land that dream job making video games, work 80-hour weeks fixing collision detection bugs until your soul leaves your body, then finally find peace growing actual plants that don't have physics engines. It's the classic "touch grass" solution, except you're now literally responsible for the grass. Still better than dealing with that one producer who keeps saying "can we just make it more fun?"