Some Beginnings Have No End

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The Vim escape ritual—where senior devs casually drop the ":q!" bomb like it's nothing while junior devs watch in horror. That command is basically the developer equivalent of walking away from an explosion without looking back. No saving, no mercy, just pure chaotic energy. The juniors sit there wondering if this person has no fear of losing work or if they've ascended to some higher plane of existence where code is temporary but swagger is forever.

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Churchill gets up thinking he's being honored, but nope—it's Alan Turing, the OG computer scientist who cracked the Enigma code while Churchill was just drinking tea and making speeches. The speaker's savage "sit down" moment perfectly captures how programmers feel when managers try to take credit for our work. Turing literally invented modern computing while being criminally underappreciated. Next time your PM says "we built this feature," remember this meme and silently seethe.

DARLING, SWEETIE, HONEY! The absolute TRAGEDY of API documentation parties! While everyone's losing their minds over fancy Swagger UI interfaces and OAuth flows, this lone developer is just SILENTLY DOMINATING with their keyboard wizardry! The ability to type 'Bearer' plus token with one hand is the developer equivalent of being able to open a beer bottle with your eye socket - utterly useless in normal society but LEGENDARY in our weird little tech bubble! Meanwhile the peasants gather around in AWE of this basic skill that lets you keep sipping coffee with your other hand while authenticating. THE POWER! THE GLORY!

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