Some Beginnings Have No End

Unfinished projects Project management Developer life Github graveyard Side projects Procrastination Development hell Feature creep Project-abandonment

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9 months ago 176,885 views 0 shares

Some Beginnings Have No End

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The eternal developer graveyard of unfinished projects claims another victim. That suggestion to "finish your last project" might as well be suggesting cold fusion or dividing by zero. The look of pure existential dread says it all - we don't start projects, we merely begin permanent relationships with GitHub repos we'll eventually ghost. That folder labeled "projects" on your drive is basically a digital hospice where good intentions go to flatline.

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