Debugging Regex Feels Like

Content HOW TO DEBUG YOUR CODE Start Is there a bug? Yes You're lying. Do you know the problem? No Try something random. Yes 7 Fix it. Did it work? Yes Did it create more bugs? Try and break something. No. Are you tired of debugging? No Yes Yes Your code is still buggy.

Electron is the JavaScript framework that thinks your 128GB of RAM is a personal challenge. The tweet shows task manager with memory usage at 95% with almost 80GB consumed by a single app. Chrome: "I'm the memory hog!" Electron: "Hold my node_modules folder." Nothing says "modern development" quite like needing server-grade hardware to run a glorified text editor. Eight years of optimization work and it still treats RAM like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Ah yes, the Y10K problem - the sequel nobody asked for! Future devs will be sobbing in their space pods because some genius in 2023 thought "four digits ought to be enough for anybody." Imagine having to refactor billions of lines of legacy code across the galaxy because nobody considered humans might still be writing terrible code 8,000 years from now. The exhausted expression says it all - "I could've been a space poet, but instead I'm patching date formats on Martian ATMs." History repeats itself, just with more digits.

The sphinx cat sprawled across the PC case is the physical embodiment of every developer's code after a brutal refactoring session. Stripped of all its unnecessary fluff, optimized to the bone, and somehow still functioning despite looking like it's been through digital hell. The cat's expression screams "I may not be pretty, but I'm efficient" – which is exactly what we tell ourselves after removing 200 lines of legacy code and replacing it with a cryptic one-liner that nobody (including future you) will understand. The cooling vents are right there, because nothing says "high-performance computing" like a hairless creature blocking your airflow.

The four horsemen of Stack Overflow responses! You ask a simple question and get hit with "Sounds like a skill issue" or my personal favorite: "This problem wouldn't exist if you knew what you were doing." Meanwhile, the same developers who refuse to help are furiously bookmarking other people's answers for their own projects. The digital equivalent of throwing someone into the deep end while screaming "just swim better!" Nothing says coding community quite like gatekeeping basic knowledge behind a wall of condescension.

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