Semantic Versioning Is Hard V 2

Semantic Versioning Is Hard V 2
semver-memes, versioning-memes, software-development-memes, dependencies-memes, breaking-changes-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

What developers say vs. what they actually do with semantic versioning:

"It's just a minor update!" *proceeds to completely rewrite the core functionality*

"Let me check what's inside..." *finds half the API endpoints are deprecated*

"Oh look, breaking changes!" *cat's face of existential horror as your entire production build crashes*

The real version number formula: MAJOR.MINOR.WHATEVER-I-FEEL-LIKE-TODAY