Minor update Memes

What developers say vs. what they actually do with semantic versioning: "It's just a minor update!" *proceeds to completely rewrite the core functionality* "Let me check what's inside..." *finds half the API endpoints are deprecated* "Oh look, breaking changes!" *cat's face of existential horror as your entire production build crashes* The real version number formula: MAJOR.MINOR.WHATEVER-I-FEEL-LIKE-TODAY