Screen Size & Your Importance

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Screen Size & Your Importance

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The inverse relationship between screen real estate and corporate hierarchy is the tech world's unspoken truth. CEOs swagger around with nothing but an iPhone because they've successfully delegated all actual work to the poor souls with dual monitors running 16 Chrome tabs, 3 IDEs, and Slack simultaneously. The corporate food chain is measured in pixels—the more you stare at, the further you are from the executive bathroom. Nothing says "I make the real decisions" like having your entire digital workspace fit in your pocket while you're golfing.

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