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The difference between normal function notation and Lisp's parentheses-everywhere approach is truly office-disrupting material! Top panel: Regular mathematical notation f(x) is perfectly acceptable workplace banter. Bottom panel: Switch to Lisp's (f x) prefix notation and suddenly you're getting reported to HR faster than an unhandled exception. The real tragedy? The poor soul probably just wanted to share their excitement about discovering a language where everything is a list and parentheses are more common than semicolons in JavaScript.

Pure evil has a new form: replacing semicolons with Greek question marks. They look identical (U+003B vs U+037E) but will break your code in spectacular ways. But why stop there? The real psychopath move is redefining fundamental programming constructs like true , false , if , and while . Nothing says "I hate you" quite like making someone debug code where the universe's basic laws no longer apply. Satan himself takes notes on this level of torment.

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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of job hunting while employed! Your company is DESPERATELY searching for your replacement, and there you are, scrolling through job listings like you're on a covert mission! The audacity! The betrayal! It's the corporate version of dating apps—everyone's looking for someone better while pretending to be loyal. The modern workplace romance: you're both cheating on each other with other jobs! And the awkward eye contact when you both realize what's happening? PRICELESS!

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