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Content STOP USING PYTHON PROGRAMMING WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR CHILDREN YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet PYTHON has NEVER BEEN USED for ANY REAL WORLD APPLICATION PYTHON is a language for BABIES. NO ADULT that has A FUNCTIONING BRAIN would use a language THAT STEALS LIBRARIES THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MADE b-BuT iSn'T iT iNtUiTiVe ThOuGh??? SHUT THE FUCK UP. Python FORCES the user to learn HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of commands, and they are ALL COMPLETE HORSESHIT myAge input () Why does it want your PERSONAL INFORMATION? while b 10 TEN WHAT? APPLES? ORANGES? print( 'Hello world!') WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PRINTER? There ALREADY EXISTS a language that only makes you learn EIGHT commands, IT'S CALLED BRAINFUCK ProarammerHumor.io

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Ah, the eternal struggle of Minecraft modding communities! Two lines of Python that force-shutdown your computer are apparently indistinguishable from legitimate game mods to some players. The code is literally saying "Hey computer, please die immediately" but little Timmy just wants his diamond sword to shoot fireballs, so he'll run anything labeled "Super_Awesome_Mod_v2.py" without question. Pro tip: If your Minecraft mod requires Python system calls rather than, you know, actual Java code , maybe don't execute it? Just a thought!

Python's Global Interpreter Lock (GIL) strikes again! While your 8-core beast of a machine sits there begging to flex its multi-threading muscles, Python's like "nah, I'll just use this one core and let the rest take a nap." That fourth core though? It's having an existential crisis watching all that wasted potential. Multi-threaded Python is basically paying for a Ferrari and then being told you can only use first gear. Thanks GIL, you're the real MVP (Most Vexing Problem).

Content PhOWORk Kurt Theyel 3rd Experienced Data Engineer and ... 11h Edited Follow Just saw this requirement in a Lead Data Engineer job posting "Required: 12 years of experience with Snowflake, dbt, Airflow, and Python." Herein lies the problem with this requirement: Snowflake public launch date October 2014 (9.25 years ago) Airflow public launch date June 2015 (8.5 years ago) dbt public launch date March 2016 (7.75 years ago) 1 wish I could say this is an anomaly; however, I have seen countless job postings requiring 10 or more years of experience in these technologies. The only people who might be qualified for these jobs are the creators of the technologies themselves. hmm dataengineering