Say Vibe Coding Again, I Dare You

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7 days ago 72,267 views 1 shares

Say Vibe Coding Again, I Dare You

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute RAGE that boils through my veins when someone calls their half-baked, no-documentation, "just-vibes" approach to programming "vibe coding." SWEETIE, your code isn't "intuitive" or "flowing with the universe" - it's a NIGHTMARE that the next developer will have to decipher like some ancient hieroglyphics! You didn't "feel your way" through that algorithm - you just didn't bother to learn proper practices and now we're all paying the price! Next person who says they're "vibe coding" is getting their keyboard privileges REVOKED. 💅

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