Say The Line: Vibe Coding Is Bad

Content HOW HANDLE TASKS URGENT NOT URGENT IMPORTANT FEEL OVERWHELMED, PROCRASTINATE MAKE A PLAN TO DO IT LATER, BUT THINK ABOUT IT NONSTOP NOT IMPORTANT OVERINFLATE ITS IMPORTANCE, THEN MELT IN A PUDDLE OF PANIC DO IT RIGHT AWAY, SPEND HOURS ON IT LIZ ANDMOLLIE

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Content STOP DOING AGILE REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CHANGE EVERY TWO WEEKS YEARS of ESTIMATING yet no real-world evidence of anything getting done faster "In order to reduce process we add more process" - statement dreamed up by the UTTERLY DERANGED POKER is a GAME not a PLANNING TOOL T-shirt size estimation belongs in the CLOTHING STORE not SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT "Points represent complexity, not time" YET YOU KEEP MEASURING HOW MANY POINTS FIT IN A WEEK?? People who want to "BURN DOWN" belongs in JAIL not run software teams Same goes for people doing GROOMING This is REAL SCRUM done by REAL scrum masters: Planning Work ACTUAL IDEAL Start: 50 points Done: 70 points Remaining: 100 points ????? ??? ???? They have played us for absolute fools ProgrammerHumor.

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Content Girls when I tell them I can invert a binary search tree Oh no, the bra fell off.

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