Say No More: Welcome To The Real World

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Say No More: Welcome To The Real World

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That moment when your trendy "vibe coder" with their bootcamp certificate and chicken hat finally meets production code. The senior dev just watching as reality hits harder than a merge conflict on Friday afternoon. Three eggs on the floor already—each one a failed deployment. The chicken's like "You said you knew JavaScript?" and the dog's just sitting there with that thousand-yard stare that screams "I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm in too deep to admit it now."

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