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Someone just discovered that Linux kernel source code exists on GitHub and thought they witnessed the cybercrime of the century. The official torvalds/linux repo has been sitting there with 225k stars for years, but sure, let's panic about it being "leaked." The reply asking "how many codes have been leaked?" is *chef's kiss*. All of them. Every single line. That's literally the point of open source. Linus Torvalds himself maintains that repo publicly. It's like panicking that someone leaked the recipe for water. Fun fact: The Linux kernel is licensed under GPL v2, meaning not only is the source code public, but you're legally entitled to it. The real leak would be if someone made it closed source.

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The real reason developers suddenly become open source evangelists. Sure, we'll talk about "community" and "collaboration" with straight faces, but let's be honest—we just want enterprise-grade software without the enterprise-grade invoice. Nothing converts proprietary software fans faster than a $50K licensing fee. The perfect business strategy: convince other people to fix your bugs for free while pretending it's about "freedom." Capitalism's greatest magic trick!

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The perfect setup-punchline combo that hits every developer right in the terminal. The top panel builds suspense with "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" (channeling Dumb and Dumber energy), only to deliver the devastating blow: "Why you don't use ChatGPT?" Complete with that perfect mix of judgment and horror on their faces. It's like that one coworker who won't shut up about their new tech stack while you're desperately trying to fix a production bug with good old reliable Stack Overflow and caffeine. The true horror isn't the question—it's the inevitable 20-minute lecture about prompt engineering that follows.